do you have an amazon.com account?  I bet you do.  Have you heard about the new payphrase thing, where you create a 2 to however-many-words-you-want phrase that links directly to your default payment method and shipping address so you can pay for stuff quickly without having to log in? 

Well, when you log in and go to set up this service, Amazon helpfully suggests a payphrase for you, and the suggestions are hilarious. You can refresh or reopen the page to get new varieties...

Mackenzie's Partial Integrity
Mackenzie's Tentative Breath
Mackenzie's Best Aim
Mackenzie's Personal Positions

and one very suited to this medium...

Mackenzie's Mellow Murmurs