..who has picked up on the ridiculously pretentious stuffy overly expensive faux-enlightened atmosphere here. this video is funny because it isn't an exaggeration. (i transcribed the lyrics below because the actual music can be a bit grating)

 

Chorus:

I'm the man from Marin!

(He's the man from Marin!)

I tend towards the “yin!”

(He tends toward the “yin!”)

I'm the man from Marin!

(He's the man from Marin!)

I tend towards the “yin!”

(He tends toward the “yin!”)

 

I like to dance

in my purple stretch pants

I used to wear suits,

and now I eat only fruits!

I go to the Contact-Jam in Sausalito

Not a good idea after my vegan burrito

I unfurl my ponytail when I go to set sail

in Sausalito

 

Chorus

 

Me and my girlfriend, I want all to see us!

We cruise Sir Francis Drake in my brand-new Prius!

I go to Good Earth to get my kambucha

in line I talk to the checker about the kama sutra.

Mangosteen, goji berries, açai

I need my super foods to keep me heallllllthy

I muscle test ….aaaaaahhhhh...

To see which is the best!

 

Chorus

 

I go to Cafe Gratitude to get my raw food (srsly most obnoxious restaurant ever)

but I end up with bad gas, and an attitude!!

I eat exotic fruits and vegetables trucked in from far away

at exorbitant prices only a man from Marin could afford to pay!

My girlfriend likes to bellydance and I do, too

She undulates her hips whilst I play my oud

Massage and breath-work I teach

and I play my bamboo flute -fooof-

naked at Red Rocks beach!

 

Chorus

 

I'm polyamorous because I can't commit (although I've yet to see evidence of large poly groups around here)

but my guru, she told me to be celebate.

But I still slip a bit.

So I'm hardly platonic,

but I'm faithful to my weekly colonic!

I changed my name three times last year

I don't remember most of the, except for “Vir!”

 

Chorus

 

I play my harmonium and like to chant ..chants...

to lovely young gopis ..something like lulu lemon paths?...

In winters I go to Maui, but the sent me home and called me Haole (apparently this is Hawaiian for "foreigner")

In summer I go to Earth Dance,

and on weekends to Groove Gardens to trance-dance

Come in to my hot tub and I'll rub your back

Don't worry! That's just my knee-cap!

Pilates and kundalini tantrikas(ok srsly have no idea) and Lamborghinis

Om shanti shanti, I'd like to see you in those panties

 

Chorus

 

If you want to tantra dance,

You'll need some stretchy pants

You'll need a lycra hat with an om on the back

If you want to make romance

I have essential oil lubricants

 

I go to Sweat Your Prayers on Sunday

to meet my tantric maiden

I'll leave her by Monday

girl... what do you think of my downward dog?

Have a nice day,

Namaste!